Just Asking....

Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

 

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

 

Have a great day everyone....and to all of my nutty friends...Gimme five!  ~Joy xo

Comments

[kenju]

Consider yourself high-fived!!
Good questions all, but the one I identify with the most is why do banks charge fees for insufficient funds??? It makes no sense to add fuel to the fire!!

[Tara R.]

Fabulous list! I found myself nodding and agreeing with them all...

High Five!

[Isabel]

High five,shive--I'll raise it to high ten. You did it again.

[Kay Dennison]

LOL Excellent questions!!!! And yeah, I sure can identify with most of 'em!

[Hattie]

These are your funniest yet. How many times have I gone to the fridge looking for that treat I know isn't there? Or given the vacuum a second chance?

[cassie-b]

All great thoughts to ponder. And I will do so. I have expecially wondered about Tarzan and the lack of beard.

Have a great day
And the refrigerator thing - I've done that myself

[Merle]

Dear Joy ~~ Those were all very funny. O liked the cartoon of the little boy on top of the little girl
How funny.
Thanks for the comments, Faith is a wonderful dog and his owner/trainer
very patient and has done a great job. I am almost through my busy week, Jacqui comes tomorrow and I see doctor. Then 2 cousins are coming for a few days. Take great care, dear Joy. Much love, Merle.

[Maria]

Thanks for the "lift of spirit".

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Have a great day
And the refrigerator thing - I've done that myself