If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no NORMAL human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Have a great weekend everyone....Hugs, Joy
Questions for the ages, Joy~! We'll likely never know the answers....LOL
Posted by: kenju | September 04, 2008 at 11:43 PM
What a great list. Have a wonderful weekend. We're off to Westcliffe!
Posted by: janeywan | September 05, 2008 at 10:55 AM
I literally do sleep like a baby. I cry a lot at night. ;-).
Funny post, Joy.
Posted by: Darlene | September 05, 2008 at 02:17 PM
I love this list … but I laughed aloud when I reached ‘What disease did cured ham actually have?’ …(startling Molly I might add). Language is funny isn’t it? These are all quite clever. A few I’ve heard (or read) before, but I did enjoy the chuckles this afternoon, so thanks for sharing. I hope you’re feeling better ;--)
Hugs and blessings,
Posted by: storyteller | September 05, 2008 at 02:31 PM
Well, now....you have given us a lot to ponder with this list!! :) I enjoyed reading it! :)
Hugs)))
Junie
Posted by: junie | September 05, 2008 at 03:44 PM
Joy,
Here is one I have often thought of:
If a cop arrests a mime, does he still say "You have the right to remain silent?"
Posted by: Nancy | September 06, 2008 at 09:09 AM
"Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no NORMAL human being would eat?"
And why does my husband insist that is the correct setting?
Great list Joy.
Have a wonderful weekend.
Bear((( )))
Posted by: BearNaked | September 06, 2008 at 01:38 PM
Dear Joy ~~ These are all great. My
favorite is What disease die the cured ham have?" They are all funny.
I hope you are OK - any luck passing the stone? Or maybe it will be OK until after the wedding. Take good care dear friend, Love, Merle.
Posted by: Merle | September 07, 2008 at 02:30 AM
Very funny! We all need to laugh more, well I do anyway, LOL
Posted by: Darlene | September 08, 2008 at 07:58 PM
Oh dear,
these are fundamental Q's.
They are now on my list, which is an important part of my latest post, soon to be on the net.
Posted by: TorAa | September 09, 2008 at 06:33 PM