What Did He Say?

Okay ladies...exercise your funny bone and keep your humor in tact when you read these.  They are amusing....haha.  I'm hoping to post a rebuttal for us women in the very near future.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.  ~David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.  ~Sacha Guitry


 
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.  ~Socrates

 

Women inspire us to great things, and then prevent us from achieving them.
~Anonymous

 

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"   ~Dumas


 
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ~Sigmund Freud


 
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'  ~Anonymous

 

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.   It's called marriage.'  ~Sam Kinison

 

'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'   ~James Holt McGavra

 

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~Patrick Murra


 
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....  ~Nash


 
You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.     ~Anonymous

 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.  ~Henny Youngman

 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.              ~Rodney Dangerfield

 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.  They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' ~Anonymous

 

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
~Anonymous

(Thanks to my cousin, Pat, for sending these.  Now I have to go find some juicy tidbits for us ladies.)  Have a good week everyone...  ~Joy  xo 

Comments

[GoingLikeSixty]

*like*

:-)

[Merle]

Dear Joy ~~ Some good ones there. Thanks for your comments and i am glad to be home and back with my blogging friends. Nothing is very easy at the moment, but I am managing. Have to take it slowly and learn patience. Thank you for your good advice - do everything at my own pace - that is about the way it is. Take great care dear friend.
Love and Hugs, Merle.

[Tara R.]

I like the Freud quote... except I have the "paragraphs" and my husband has the "words."

[cassieb1@gmail.com]

All so cute. Thanks for the chuckle.
Carol

[Cop Car]

In the spirit of fair play, I sent the first one (best revenge is for him to keep the stolen wife) to Hunky Husband.
Thanks for the laughs!