It’s not often that I read something in the newspaper and become so incensed by it….and in this case so disgusted….that I feel the need to post about it. I came across one such article a few days ago.
It seems this 21 year-old New Jersey man, and I use the term man loosely, for I hate to categorize him as a human being who has actually evolved as a member of our species….so let’s just go with what he really is…..this total idiot moron was arrested at a Philadelphia Phillies baseball game and jailed for intentionally vomiting on a couple of fans attending the game. Yep, you read that right….
I N T E N T I O N A L L Y! And the two patrons he so disgustingly spewed upon…..an off-duty police captain and his 11 year-old daughter. Well, lucky you Mr. Sicko Pea-Brain.
This guy actually does have a name….Matthew. (I won’t post his last name. For all I know he would get some kind of a perverted thrill out of it if he should ever by some miracle come across this post.) Matthew was charged with assault (one of the sickest I’ve heard of), reckless endangerment (no kidding), disorderly conduct (to say the least), and related offenses (what could he possibly do to add to that heinous display?).
Moron-man made himself vomit on the police captain and his daughter after a companion of his was kicked out of the game for unruly behavior. Oh Great…so there were more than one ‘brainless wonders’; how amusing that must have been for the patrons lucky enough to be sitting around them.
Matthew obviously couldn’t muster up enough adult logic to just accept that his friend was ejected. Or…maybe he had too much to drink, and that clouded his stellar judgment even further…I honestly don’t know; but in one-fell-swoop his distorted mind made him retaliate with one of the most vile acts I’ve ever heard of.
As the police captain described it:
“It was the most vile, disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. He has two fingers down his throat, and then he lunges forward and vomits on myself and my 11-year-old.”
And on top of all of that….as if that wasn’t bad enough….
The police captain tried to push his children safely behind him, and Moronic Matthew punched him in the face for his efforts. ARE YOU AS MAD AS I AM RIGHT NOW? Where in the world does this guy think ANY of this behavior is acceptable? I could strangle him myself.
Four or five fans in the next section rushed to help. They held Jackass down until police arrived; and someone gave him a little of his own medicine and punched HIM in the face as he tried to break free. Also, another officer was hit with vomit. Whoowee, Jackass was just ‘spreading the love.’
WOW, what a day at the old ball game.
There was a picture of Mental Moron Matthew in the paper. Frightening! But he was sporting a big fat shiner on his left eye. I wonder if he’s capable of realizing how lucky he was to even make it out of that stadium alive.