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WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES COME FROM?

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!'

'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.'

'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How often do you have sex???'

The man seemed a bit ashamed. 'I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently.

 

 

'It's rust.'

 

Hi everyone…I hope you all are having a good week and that spring is finally coming your way.  I have to say that our snow is almost gone with the warmer stretch of weather we’ve had the last couple of days.  I even put my snow shovel away today.  I hope to God I didn’t just jinx us.  I can’t believe we’re almost in the middle of March already…Easter will be here before we know it.

It’s that time again….TAX TIME!  Are you all done with your taxes…or are you waiting until the last minute to give them your money?  I made an appointment today for Jen and I to get our taxes done at H & R Block on St. Paddy’s Day. 

I’ve had them do my taxes since Joel passed away four years ago.  He was the one who always took care of that little chore.  YUCK.  There’s no way I would do them by myself at this point.  I hate to think how much I’ll be coughing-up to them this year.  IRS=It Really Sucks!  Oh for the days when I actually GOT money back.  Maybe when I turn 65 in a couple of years…it will get better.  Hey…maybe going on St. Paddy’s Day will be lucky for me and they won't sap quite all the blood from my body.  I’m not Irish, but I can dream, can’t I?

Gotta do some work now….take care everyone!  Hugs, Joy    

Comments

[Val]

omigosh, I think the 7th picture down is about the meanest thing I've ever seen done. Poor little guy....he's absolutely TERRIFIED...and I don't blame him. I would be too!!! Oh well, I guess there is just no explanation for how some parents think but my guess is that it was the kid's dad that thought this would be funny. On a lighter note....I just LOVE the second picture....how many times have you felt just like that! Have a wonderful week Joy...Spring is coming!!!!

[Kay Dennison]

Love photos!!!! My taxes are filed and the refund on its way -- I hope!

[Darlene]

I love these photos. If pictures or sayings come from kids you know they're going to make your day.

One advantage of being low income. I don't even have to file now. I did our taxes for years until we got audited one year. After that, it was off to H & R Block for me too.

[Hattie]

Picture #2 is my favorite. What a darling little girl!
I have a pic that resembles #7 of my terrified granddaughter in the clutches of a giant Easter Bunny.
Joke:
A: What a darling baby.
B. Thank you.
A. And what red hair! You don't have red hair, so I guess it's on the father's side, right?
B. Well, I don't know. He didn't take his hat off!
You can tell this is an old joke, because men don't wear hats any more. I guess to update it I'd have to say he didn't take his cap off!

[kenju]

Cute photos; I like the one of the sleeping baby and the miniature horse.

Taxes are never done here until October (I don't know why - ask mr. kenju). I love St. Paddy's Day. I grew up thinking I was Irish and then found out I am mostly Scots.

[Paul Nichols]

Hilarious joke! Good one.

Rust.

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Love photos!!!! My taxes are filed and the refund on its way -- I hope!