Short and Sweet....and just a little funny

                                                                                                                         

I dialed a number and got the following recording:                                                                                                                

"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

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Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere. 

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog.

If you can't eat it or play with it,

pee on it and walk away.                                                               

And.....just a little more for the road...... Love, Joy                                      

                                                                                                                                                         

                                                                                                                                                                                                   

                                                                                                                                                                           

                                                                                                                              

                                                                                                                           

Comments

[BearNaked]

"Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses."

Oh how I can relate to this one.

[Merle]

Dear Joy ~~ Loved the sayings --
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
I like that one. I hope your weather is warmer by now. It's got cold here
and I have the heater on. I am being good my friend, too old to be anything else. How about you?
Take great care, Love, Merle.

[junie]

Joy,

These are sooo funny!!

I also liked the sayings... Lots of good ones there!

Love,

Junie

[GoingLikeSixty]

Ah a Friday morning laff. Thanks. Loved the "we had words" the two "dog hole" pictures and the chickens.
Good stuff.

[mary lou]

I Loved the answering machine. LOLOL Wish I had the guts...well maybe I just will!

[Winston]

"Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting."

First time I've seen this one. It is not funny, but oh, so good. Those types are so extremely rare!

[Nancy]

Joy,

Iloved the answering machine,too!

Reminded me of Rodney Dangerfield who said:

"I called "DIAL A PRAYER" and they hung up on me.

[Val]

Oh Joy...thanks for this! It put a big smile on my face and this is just what I needed today. HA...I especially like the way a puppy handles stress! Too bad we can't do that for real. Have a wonderful day, you.

[jen]

Beautiful Joy. I like the answering machine message. Mine needs a change. I also like the thong one.

[storyteller]

Hahahahha … if I knew how to change the message on my phone, I might be tempted to ‘adapt’ this for for personal use! (just kidding) Loved the witty ‘word play’ and the visual funnies too! Thanks for sharing.
Hugs and blessings,

[Liz]

Urrgghh, that chicken one is vile!!

I used to put funny answer messages on the phone in church - but my boss made me remove them!

[MaryB]

Boy, I wish I had the nerve to leave that answering machine message on my phone at work! (Better not, though.)

[joared]

I hear U! I hear U! Does this photo depict what is know as "brown nosing?"

[Peter]

Hi Joy, I meant to call you back.... honest I did!!!
My machine says "You've spent your money, you might as well leave me a message now".

[Suzz]

Hehehehehehehehehehe. What fun!