A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three things:
Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class.
"Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it."
Laugh, smile, chuckle, giggle, titter, snicker, snort ...take too many pictures, and love like you've never been hurt; because every minute you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.